BMW Driver: 1792

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A Black Man’s Writing about his nice BMW again. Riding in a Black Man’s Wish, to freely write about his nice BMW time and time again. Likely gunna’ quote Jay-Z like that’s his rapper friend. It’s just a car, and wordplay man…damn! Who are you better than? The man behind the words you published back then? Brighten up, Make a Wish, and get back to inspiring the clan.

November 30, 2018

I’m off the 1792, so listen up folks I got stories for you.

Newest Bourbon connoisseur to clarify with you.

Writing confusing thoughts under the influence of…

Driving my BMW, I purchased a muse,

Now I’m writing rhymes off the drinking I do.

I’d be a fool to ever drive under the influence of booze.

And asking why I ever spent the extra dollars on you.

46.3 percent…woulda’ puked taking a shots of you.

Once lost a vehicle under influences like you.

Then I got it right back—I got stories like mules.

Here’s where it’ll drive you uncool,

Lose fuel, then gas, break, and dip to the school…

The truth is, I was playing on those planes, ya’ll caught me in traffic.

Driving like a fool, fuck looking educated.

This is about my BMWs, and how these words can inspire a fool.

Not my writing, drunk off 1792,

And what a year for Kentucky, I hope the history reminds a Bucky.

Read the following rhymes; my simple drive from time to time.

It’ll show you what black I’ve glorified.

You beg to read why?

Originally planes, never really trains,

But often a car that infatuated me to drive insane.

….enough to be lightning any day.

After picking up that 1792, the rest would be up to a writing dude.

Said situation, when blissful in the light, the dark must shine so ever bright.

So the rust had to go; wire scrubbers, anti-copper seize, wash what’ll soon glow and bling.

The Black Effect revives respect, no more than how a few extra dolla’ bills can make an appeal.

The mid day fade of our Autumn’s Sun, created this canvas for my BMW pun.

M/// wheels for them to decide, but most are just looking, curious of black inside.

Their car reflecting off mine, wishing their’s still in its prime.

But I was once on the side of Highway 26 with a blown head gasket.

Never went back to pick it up, the world can have it.

The Elantra cruised to Vegas and back.

Later traded-in for the Black Effect appeal—like that…

Then a Bat-Mobile that I lost, soo wack…

Got a DUI after a Taco-Bell run,

They got me for a California roll, and gun!

What a night of bad decisions.

Five years later I bought a 540i for its speed and precision.

Drunkin’ words or drunkin’ verbs?

Sorry kids, I was drunk driving.

That’s a faction word.

Today, it’s my story of glory, so keep reading as it also intrigued me away from worries.

I once bought a Benz tho…. what a shit show.

The man charged me $433 for a basic ass stereo.

If it wasn’t cars it was something of a wishful star.

Now, about a December to remember.

After my 540i spun out of control, the following morning,

In mourning, I said goodbye to my father.

And prayed no one would bother.

Rear wheel driving up a Hilltop of glory ain’t ideal for Portland’s random snow and ice storming’s.

But there I was with no will to be had; in debt, the rear wheel axle fucked up and rims bent.

What’s worse, my insurance wasn’t 100 percent.

It’s why I drive my BMW as if that day is tomorrow.

December 15th, 2016—what a day I drowned in sorrow.

A Black Man’s wish, now his first BMW gone, like his father; fuck tomorrow.

I thought my Wars With GOD were bold;

Now my inspiration is the people, inspired by stories poetically told.

Today, driving up Caesar Chavez Boulevard, I witnessed a young lady walking on the sidewalk,

She was splashed by a minivan driving past her.

I said, “damn that minivan driving bastard…!”

Then slowed down so I wouldn’t either.

I was in MotorSport, so yeah mate, I then sped up unnecessarily faster.

She better had appreciated that, I’m not the average BMW that’s driving faster.

I’m a driver driven by what once nearly killed the driver.

Running from the things that’ll still kill the driver.

I drove my best friend’s car that far, because she didn’t respond faster.

What a suicidal disaster.

For years denial and today, laughter.

Anyways, on my drive home from this BMW photoshoot, I picked up that 1792.

To write with an influence over stories and truth.

Bourbon connoisseurs this one’s for you.

I found the driver so I hope this inspires a blogger or two….

Allow my stories be the Bridges you’ll read at ease.

Today, a bougie ass Bavarian Beast.

-Budd